ProcrastinatOR! Master of Procrastination. Saviour of procrastinators everywhere....eventually....sometime...
I'm sitting here with fellow students in the Student Centre trying to avoid study. Well....not trying. Succeeding. And doing it quite well too. I think it's something I can be quite proud of.
"Master-Procrastinator" That's me!
Don't get me wrong, I do intend to study! Y'know...eventually. I did go into the library earlier, but I couldn't find any places. Every chair had an ass in it and every desk had some books on it. Then I went outside and found just as many, if not more people, hanging around and doing fuck all. And looking around me now, hardly anyone is working on these computers. The guy over there is doing a crossword for fuck sake. So I'm comfortable in my procrastination. I figure this college has 15,000 students (or there abouts) and most people pass their exams, despite this mass-procrastination. Therefore, some procrastination is acceptable and you can still pass your exams. Right?
Right?
I figure I'll get started on reading my philosopy...reader (hmmm...too much "read" in that sentence!!!) tonight. Sometime before hanging out with Fiona, going for a swim (hopefully) and watching West Wing! Yes...PLENTY of time.....
Don't look at me in that tone of voice! I'm guilty enough as it is, thanks to the little voice in my head nagging at me for not studying. Just when I thought I'd seen the last of that little bastard after the LC. *sigh*
I figured I'd start writing in this a bit more often cos Shivers keeps nagging at me (kinda like the Voice) to update my blog. So instead of trying to craft beautiful works of literature for you all, I'm just going to write this drivel from time to time and expose my brain rot to the rest of you. Yes...I like the sound of that.
COME HITHER AND GATHER ROUND YOU WORHLESS VOYEURS! WITNESS MY BRAIN AND THE THINGS THAT SPILL FORTH AS IT ROTS INTO OBLIVION THROUGH OVEREXPOSURE TO TV, PORN AND TOO MANY LATE NIGHTS! (thank fuck I don't drink or smoke, god knows this would probably be FAR worse if I did!)
Ah fantastic! This fucking computer now appears to be freaking out on me a little, pages aren't loading up properly. If this thing doesn't upload onto the blog I am gonna be SOOOO pissed off. I'll have wasted a good 20 minutes or so when I could have spent it doing something equally as useless, purile and futile just to procrastinate. But at least this is one of the most creative ways to do it.
(Oh oh, a bit of a dream I had last night just flashed into my head. Something to do with...CD's...hmmmm..... Nope, gone now, ah well, that was a stupid diversion.)
I'm sure you, the one person reading this (probably Shivers) are probably getting pretty bored of this, I know I am, so now it's time to test to see if this thing will upload! Oh it better....
"Master-Procrastinator" That's me!
Don't get me wrong, I do intend to study! Y'know...eventually. I did go into the library earlier, but I couldn't find any places. Every chair had an ass in it and every desk had some books on it. Then I went outside and found just as many, if not more people, hanging around and doing fuck all. And looking around me now, hardly anyone is working on these computers. The guy over there is doing a crossword for fuck sake. So I'm comfortable in my procrastination. I figure this college has 15,000 students (or there abouts) and most people pass their exams, despite this mass-procrastination. Therefore, some procrastination is acceptable and you can still pass your exams. Right?
Right?
I figure I'll get started on reading my philosopy...reader (hmmm...too much "read" in that sentence!!!) tonight. Sometime before hanging out with Fiona, going for a swim (hopefully) and watching West Wing! Yes...PLENTY of time.....
Don't look at me in that tone of voice! I'm guilty enough as it is, thanks to the little voice in my head nagging at me for not studying. Just when I thought I'd seen the last of that little bastard after the LC. *sigh*
I figured I'd start writing in this a bit more often cos Shivers keeps nagging at me (kinda like the Voice) to update my blog. So instead of trying to craft beautiful works of literature for you all, I'm just going to write this drivel from time to time and expose my brain rot to the rest of you. Yes...I like the sound of that.
COME HITHER AND GATHER ROUND YOU WORHLESS VOYEURS! WITNESS MY BRAIN AND THE THINGS THAT SPILL FORTH AS IT ROTS INTO OBLIVION THROUGH OVEREXPOSURE TO TV, PORN AND TOO MANY LATE NIGHTS! (thank fuck I don't drink or smoke, god knows this would probably be FAR worse if I did!)
Ah fantastic! This fucking computer now appears to be freaking out on me a little, pages aren't loading up properly. If this thing doesn't upload onto the blog I am gonna be SOOOO pissed off. I'll have wasted a good 20 minutes or so when I could have spent it doing something equally as useless, purile and futile just to procrastinate. But at least this is one of the most creative ways to do it.
(Oh oh, a bit of a dream I had last night just flashed into my head. Something to do with...CD's...hmmmm..... Nope, gone now, ah well, that was a stupid diversion.)
I'm sure you, the one person reading this (probably Shivers) are probably getting pretty bored of this, I know I am, so now it's time to test to see if this thing will upload! Oh it better....
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